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Dollar a Drabble Death Note Fan-Fiction by MRSJeevas!

16/11/2015

 
- Contribute to our Pet Fixing Fund in Time for Christmas!
Ever wanted to see what MRSJeevas would do with your plot bunny? Or how she might write your pairing, if she could ever be persuaded to slip off the Mello/Matt 'ship? Well, here's your big moment!

For a limited time only, MRSJeevas will write to your specification in return for your contribution to her pet fund.
Mello/Matt MRSJeevas fan fiction site banner

Banner for MRSJeevas (Matti's) website.
Call it a dollar a drabble; more for a story; riches for research; you'll need to take out a mortgage for a full-length novel. Send your donation and idea(s) for delivery of your very own Death Note fan-fiction. It's yours. Post it where you will, or keep it private, just for you. Stick your own name on it, if you wish. Your personal ghost-writer will never let on that you didn't write the poem, prose or whatever else resides inside.

And it's all for the good cause of needful kitten torture and the rehousing of a boa constrictor.

Cute Pet Sob Story Part

*cue sad music and devastated voice-over*
*both omitted from actual post because if we could afford them, we wouldn't need to launch this appeal*

Meet Tinkerbell.
Female Boa Constrictor

Awww! Cute constrictor!
Tinkerbell is a teenage boa constrictor, currently going through a growth spurt and plagued by kittens.

She's precisely the same height as Matt from Death Note, according to How to Read, only Tinkerbell does it horizontally. (If we're insisting upon vertical, then she's about 2 inches, with a 5ft 5" waistline. At the same level as her head.)

She's also got much the same interests as Death Note's Matt. Here she is joining Anonymous.
Anonysnake

Anonysnake

Though perfectly fine just now, she'll need a new vivarium early in the new year. Just so she can stretch out and do snake-y things. Like parties. Or preparing for her part-time job as a boa worn during lounge-room renditions of Shirley Bassey songs. (It's been known to happen.) Or whatever else Tinkerbells do. Flutter to Neverland and stuff.

Or, as she's doing right now, curling up, blind and asleep under her basking lamp, while she sheds her skin in order to grow some more.

New vivariums to fit - as she heads upwards towards 6ft and over - cost between £200-£345, depending upon how fancifully it's fitted, and if it includes a fully stocked bar, high speed laptop, en suite bathroom etc. One mod con that we would love is a stand to get her off the floor, where it's cold and prone to kittens.

Talking of which.
Meet Yow.
Cute kitten and teddy bear

All the loves and feelz!!
Yow needs his balls cut off. Probably to a given value of 'need' and not one subscribed to any male, least of all Yow. But apparently its fashionable to do so to baby boy kittens before you let them play outside.

He also - along with his sister Jiji - needs to have all his inoculations, and be dewormed and deflea-ed (if such things are necessary), before Christmas. So he can come on a nice car ride to Matti's Mum and Dad's house, where turkey and being spoiled rotten will be a thing.

They also need a travel box/cage/thingie, so they don't run wild around Matti's car in a wild panic over moving so fast and far from home. Thus forestalling an horrific car-crash when they claw the driver to death.
Meet Jiji.
Cute kitten

How adorable is she?!!
In addition to the above vaccinations, travel kit etc, she needs to have her uterus ripped from her body. Coz babies. Brother. Coming of Age. Things like that. I don't know. I'm just told these things by Orangepunch and really should question them more.

Either way, all this costs money for the vet which we haven't got. So a dollar a Death Note drabble anyone? Contact me privately to find out how.

Stories Already Commissioned for this Appeal

- All of the owners of these Death Note fan-fiction stories have given their permission for me to make them public. They've all been written by me over the past two days.
* Bubbles, Storm Blown
* Big Sleep at the Speakeasy
* An LA Fantasy Tagged Matty
* Laughter in the Darkness


amaryllis
17/11/2015 04:28:25

I love the story MRSJeevas wrote me. <3

Matti
17/11/2015 08:39:18

I'm very glad to hear it. :)


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